Global Intifada

“This is Wolverine Blitzkrieg reporting live from CNN (Comedy News Network)

The situation is looking dire for the US in Iraq.

Lets take a look at our state-of-the-art CG map . . .

As you can see, US forces are not only threatened by the Sunni Triangle, but also from the Fob Octagon located in the Western country. The safest area is the Kuridish Parallelogram. Resistance should also be expected form the Shia Circle.

The US is also under pressure from surrounding countries such as Turkey-sandwhichistan, White-people-istan, and Jinni Arabia.”

Umm . . . Yeah. I should probably study more.

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